Monday, October 22, 2018

Day 9: Jr. Ranger, Old Faithful, a Lake of Rainbows, and Foxy Pizza



Breakfast—a culinary adventure to begin the day. This morning several of us started on a variety of breakfasty foods: sweet breads, eggs, chicken, beef, avocado, rice—when it suddenly occurred to me . . . all we were missing was tortillas. Breakfast burritos! With all that leftover meat and cheese and sauces from Miguel’s night to cook. The perfect start to a long journey north into Yellowstone National Park. Those were some good breakfast burritos. (Excuse my grammar and sentence structure, please and thank you; most of my typing was in the van ;)

In total, our entourage included three vehicles. Our vanload decided to head out a bit ahead of the other two, but we all had similar itineraries for the park. Buck suggested we nab those national park sign pictures that we’d skipped the days before. I soon found out the other cars were doing the same, not far behind us. In fact, with absolutely no ability to communicate via cell phone (even texting!) due to a mutual lack of cell phone service, we managed to bump into each other at the best spots in the park.

First up, Old Faithful! Buck downloaded a geyser app to his phone . . . which was rendered useless by the lack of mobile connectivity in the heart of the park. Graysen was so close to finishing his Jr. Ranger booklet that we arrived ahead of schedule at the Old Faithful visitor center intending to complete this task before the big show. The rangers told him they weren’t really running programs (the final piece to his puzzle), but he could do a scavenger hunt through the exhibits and that would qualify. It was not an easy hunt, and we kept a wary eye on the visitor center’s back yard. Yup, Old Faithful is accessible by a sidewalk, surrounded by benches, and right outside the big glass doors of the ranger station. 

After an intense scavenging for information, Graysen completed his book! No pin-on badges at this park though; rather he received a patch, which he wasn’t thrilled about—but it has a bear on it, so that’s cool (also, I think this was the park where you had to buy the booklet to participate; usually they are free). Anyway, he received a bunch of additional goodies, like stickers, a bookmark, and such from the ranger. 

Directly afterwards, we caught up with Buck who was shaking his head in disbelief. While he and the other kids were watching a wildlife safety video in one of the ranger station displays, a lady pushed in front of Caelan and videotaped the video with her cell phone! The screen in the display was no bigger than an Ipad, so it’s not like this lady digitally filming (is that an oxymoron?) wasn’t being intrusive. And, the video was on a loop. Another 30 seconds and she could have had it all to herself. Oh, and there were also two little boys who’d been largely unsupervised in the children’s discovery room, now out in the grand lobby, carefully rearranging the flip numbers that told all the other visitors what time Old Faithful was expected to blow! I wonder now if they maybe belonged to the cell phone lady. Surely there are better things to use your phone battery for in a national park, like maybe taking pictures of what your children are doing in the lobby, lol!

Outside the big glass doors, we noticed a small, brown sign that said, “Old Faithful Geyser.” Of course we had to take a picture! Just as we did so, we noticed our traveling friends settling onto the benches to await the same geyser eruption we’d come to see. All that time in the visitor center, all those texts we’d been trying to send and receive, all that space to explore in the park, and we ended up enjoying the same show from Old Faithful. 


At first it just kind of spit a little steam and water out of the hole. We watched as a much more impressive geyser erupted on the horizon. Not willing to give up on the most famous of all geysers, we decide to keep our seats a little longer. Another spurt, some more steam! Then nothing. Okaaaay. Finally, the geyser kept its old, faithful promise to shoot steaming hot water high into the sky before our wondering eyes! Go Faithful, go Faithful :)

As busloads of tourists ebbed and flowed around us, we noticed 1. the amazing Old Faithful Lodge—the largest log cabin structure in the world and 2. rescue helicopters. We never did find out what happened, but if we had to guess, one member of the busloads of people walked in front of a car (while taking selfies with parking lot landscaping; we saw this a lot) or perhaps there was some other such medical emergency. I tell you what, the people were more dangerous on the roads than the animals we were all there to see.

For lunch, Buck, the kids, and I made pb&j sandwiches in the van. Then we set out for the main reason I wanted to come to Yellowstone in the first place—the rainbow lake! Grand Prismatic. I’ve seen pictures of this amazing phenomenon for years. Okay, it is colorful bacteria growing in the hot waters of the spring, but how amazing that it appears in rainbow rings? We kind of accidentally (again) found the pull-out to the hiking trail which would give us a distant, aerial view of the Grand Prismatic. The trail was steep, and there were lots of people crowded into the railed-off viewing area at the top. Buck got super annoyed with the foreign tourists taking pictures of themselves as cats while blocking the railings for up front views :) During our brief turn at the front, I took as many pictures as I could, hoping one would turn out as beautiful as the sight we now got to see with our own eyes.
I put a small color boost on the middle pic, to show more vibrantly the colors we could see when we were looking at Grand Prismatic in person. The overcast day and distance from our camera just didn't do the beauty justice! Pictured below (on our walk back to the van from the overlook)--the giant crows that boldly walk around the park like feathered t-rexes, the depth of some of the pools (in many of them, the temperature is hot enough to boil alive anything that might fall in!), and more non-sign readers trying to get good photos of the crazy bison hanging out closer than the posted human to animal ratios allow--I guess the bison isn't a sign reader either ;)

Next, we decided to drive down to the boardwalk access for a nearsighted viewing of Grand Prismatic. We’d been told you couldn’t see the colors when you were up close, but I still really wanted to walk the “shores” of the rainbow lake. Of course we first needed to find parking—it was insane! You would have thought it was the middle of summer, not the start of October. We waited in long parking lot lines as others waited for a hundred parked cars to back out of the spaces they wanted. Not able to move forwards or backwards, we debated trying to park at all. I left it in God’s hands. He knew how much I wanted to see the lake, but if I wasn’t supposed to that day, that was fine; I’d seen the aerial view already. Then a big ole SUV filled with grown men raced around the waiting line of cars, into oncoming traffic, got far enough ahead of the line (everyone in front of us was waiting for someone else to back out, except for us, but we couldn’t progress forward until all these others had exchanged places) to take the only open parking space available (which would have been ours). Ugh. But, as we watched them pull in half of a “bus parking only” spot, two more white tail lights lit up nearby. Yes! Parking! Thanks God :)


By now, after lunch, a short hike and a drive, several of us needed to use the restrooms. I’m sure you’ve experienced toilets like these, right? Cement outhouses where there is more pee on the floor than in the nasty hole to grossness they expect people to sit on? For foreign guests, signs demanded they not stand on the toilet seats and squat, but the mess was so overwhelming it really didn’t matter much what people did in there. It couldn’t get much worse. Nasty.

As we waited for one of our kids to finish up (praying against infectious disease, at least that’s what I was doing), a nice-looking lady and her daughter walked up. She asked if all the restrooms (they should have been called poop huts) were being used. I said, “Yes, but they are anything but pleasant. If you have any other options, you might rather drive than wait.” They decided to wait, and we got to chatting. Soon her very tall husband walked up, and with a smile and a grand British accent asked, “Did you make friends in the potty line (een the pawh-tea lyne)? Ahh, that’s my girl.” They seemed like a nice family, and his cheerfulness in the face of all the nastiness and tourist crush around us was a needed comic relief.

After parting ways with our new “friends,” we ventured out onto the boardwalks sunk, railingless, into the strange land formation we were about to experience. Graysen noted all the hats that had blown off of people’s heads into the “fragile preservation area” above which we walked. There were receipts and such in the shallow waters too. It made me want to jump in and clean up, where's my shop vac when I need it?!
And, it was true that you couldn’t see the rainbows from nearby; the steaming sulfur made the pools all but invisible. But the strange formations under an inch, maybe, of water were certainly enough to make you feel like you’d stepped onto a different planet. Fodder for imagination as far as the eye could see.
I think the above picture is the closest to being able to see the color changes from the boardwalk--large ring of rust color, then yellow on the edge, followed by green, then blue in the middle.
Can you see the animal tracks under the surface of the water? They congregate in these warm spots when winter snows arrive (and tourists leave :)
Close-up of the tracks, probably elk and bison

We later discovered the D’s had also tried to find parking at the lake, but simply couldn’t in the swarm. They set out to find bears at the same time we decided to take the Firelake Loop. We saw more geysers and the largest geyser spout in the park (there are either pools geysers pop out of or spouts like the White Dome Geyser pictured below). Everything natural was just so pretty. The variety of landscapes, colors, land formations, fields of steaming geyser pools . . . beyond description! We grew “bored” with seeing bison (okay, not really, but it was like that, because there were just so many, so close!) Reluctantly, we turned our headlights toward home, feeling we’d done a commendable job of seeing as much of the park as we possibly could with the amount of time we had available.


Who hasn't spanked a bison in a national park? Lol :) We also stopped by the continental divide on our way south through Yellowstone (we passed several signs, because it is not exactly a straight line :) But this is the coolest one because the little lake next to the crew is the only one in the world that runs toward both the Atlantic and the Pacific Ocean at the same time. You'd think it would be empty by now, hee hee :)
We drove near Jenny Lake at sunset, so peaceful and pretty!
Also, it was our night to provide dinner for everyone, and we’d agreed ahead of time to get pizzas on the way home from the park. Again, it was like 8 PM and we were all still en route back to the house with varying arrival times. I finally got enough signal to text plans to Jenn, collected their pizza order via text, and then I called in to one of the most popular pizza places in Jackson Hole. The conversation was extremely rushed, on her end. I was wondering if I’d ordered anything at all. She asked for the name on the order and I said, “Buck. B-U-C-K.” I figured they would think it was a crank call for a lot of pizza. But sure enough, back in Jackson, Buck and Graysen threaded their way into Pinky G’s and retrieved our pizzas under the name . . . FOX :) Lol, and I thought *Buck* sounded unbelievable!
 
Interesting side note about Jackson: there are way too many cars in a very ped-mall feeling setting. So, I suppose to help tourists survive the street crossings, they have orange flags on sticks posted at the crosswalks. If there is no signal to help a person cross the road, the person grabs a flag from one bucket and carries it across the road with them, waving it to draw attention to themselves. Safely across, they drop it in a different bucket for someone else to make the return journey. I don’t know what happens if your bucket happens to be empty when you reach the corner—either you turn around and pick a different route—or run for your life :)

Pizza in hand, we wound our way to our hilltop abode, using our high beam headlights to find our way. And would you believe . . . after an entire day scouring Yellowstone National Park for the elusive moosen . . . our two neighbor moose were right there in the next driveway! Buck drove past and I said, “Go back! I think I see the moose!!” He popped the van into reverse and sure enough, the bull moose was laying down in the tall grasses and the lady moose (we think they might have been siblings) stood eating nearby. How exciting!

By the way, the pizza was delicious . . . and they were right, Buck is a fox ;)

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